Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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