- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Gay republicans

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Michel Moor on a die...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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