- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a black man? Black

A chicken walked into the bar...

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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