Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Urban ghettos

The game.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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