what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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