Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's a joke? Funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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