- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Gay republicans

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A seal walks into a club.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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