Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Womens basketball

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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