What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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