- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

The Big Band Theory

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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