- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Take part of what?

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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