Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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black people

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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