Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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