- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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