Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Nuneaton..

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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