- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Your girlfriend.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Your dads dead. lol

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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