ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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