- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Wigan.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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