- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Latvia isn't a joke

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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