A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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im saul and i love cock

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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