your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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