- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Don't believe in Atheists.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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