- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

your mom gave me head.....phones

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock, Knock ...

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

poopoo

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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