- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

why did the man die? he had cancer

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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