- Anti Joke

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

National security?

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust