- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

poop nuff said

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

whats the capital of congo famine

Bob Saget

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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