A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

women's rights

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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