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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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