- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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