- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

world peace

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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