how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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civil rights

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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