- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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