- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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no really what are ur names?

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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