What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

time to spruce up!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

thumb_up thumb_down +13

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Justin's life

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

thumb_up thumb_down +13

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops