What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Vote this up

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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My mom

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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