Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Davey Peterson.

well now

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

I went to school. Then I came home.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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