- Anti Joke

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.