Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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