Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Miscarriages.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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