"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

John Cena

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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