Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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