Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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