- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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