How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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5 people are walking

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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