- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

angelosnyder is not gay

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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