Abortion.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Replacement Referees

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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