A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Sam Hengal.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Anti Joke

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