- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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