what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Anti Joke

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