What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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