- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

This sentance contains three errers

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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