- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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