- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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