Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Peas

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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