Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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