- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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