- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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