- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The GOV and the WHO?

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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