What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Caramel Boing.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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