- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Latvia isn't a joke

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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