What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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