A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

why dont they make black forks

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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