haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

YO FACE

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

i found waldo.

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