- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Derp

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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