- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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