Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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AIDS

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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