Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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