- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

drew edminstin is a rat

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