Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Anti Joke

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