- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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