- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Women's rights...

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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