Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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david weres the slug gone

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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