Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

An Englishman walks into a bar.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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